Sleep With One Eye Open, Gripping Your Pillow Tight!

Not much changes on a daily basis when all one is doing is recuperating, which basically means that she wakes up, goes for a walk, showers, takes some pills, watches TV then lather, rinse, repeat.  Thankfully I am on the mend and am allowed to move more freely about the cabin here as of Friday AND Shawn is finally back from his whirlwind Gaming Tour this morning so we can chillax and hang out!  I also got TOM today and really want to snark about those blogs that are geared to either judging other blogs and/or awarding "perfect blog post" tags in one form or another, but I may refrain until I have gathered my thoughts.  All I know is that substance rarely wins over crazy antics and anyone who begs for another to judge their blog needs to STFU when the uhhhh..."experts" tear them to shreds. It begs the question though, at what age does one stop begging for popularity, seriously?  With that said, and because I am a snarky little toad, I think I may just do a meme which I stole from a friend, who had stolen it from another and so on and so on, blah fuckity blah.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Osama Bin Laden AND his merry men of Al-Qaeda!.  Now for my non political explosion, I think I pick Angelina Jolie....just take your big assed lips and STFU, home-wrecking whorebag.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist talk-show host out of existence. Which one will it be? I don't care about bands so I am making my own rules as you can see...and I will wipe out the evil incarnate....Oprah!

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Hrm, I've never felt that violently passionate about anyone but I guess I would have to say the wannabe Italian Principessa from the Midwest; she knows who she is and she would deserve it to for the lies upon lies upon lies that she perpetuates daily, and the judging others when she cannot even stay faithful to her husband.  Ahem, all done.

4. What is your favorite cheese?
I'm not big into the cheese but I like the stinky stuff like Dill Havarti or Brie.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
BLT made with turkey bacon, romaine lettuce, vine ripened tomatoes, light mayo, a dash of salt and pepper, on sourdough.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Um hi, has no one paid attention to how much I puffy swollen clit heart Julian McMahon?

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
James Hettfield; I would have said Rob Thomas cause of his voice but everybody likes a bad bad boy and James is it.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
This is going to sound like cheese and you may not believe me, but I would donate it to someone who needed it.  It is FOUND money that I don't need to survive and someone else might.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Italy; Shawn will follow with the one he pays for, I guess.

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
This time, I am going to exchange it for lira Euros and buy a round at an Italian bar; hey, it is vacation....charity rules do not apply.

11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
Uh here is the thing....a demon rising out of hell and offering me anything is not an offer I am wiling to take.  I can drive my own ass to BevMo and get myself a bottle of Amaretto and some Sweet & Sour mix sans signing away my soul and rotting in hell later on, thanks.  And don't demons have better things to do than but middle aged boozies who aren't drinking right now?

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I'm going back to meet Jesus Christ, the man....but I'll need to get home to my shower after a day or so, okay?

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Tolerance.  You may marry, love, have sex with or get dreamy about anyone you choose despite sex, religion or race.  But I have to draw the line at animal loving and nasty shit like that.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
"The People's Republic of Blogistan".  It is a half hour news type program like Entertainment Tonight where we review the world of blogging, sort of like the people I hypocritically talked shit about earlier....but the broad spectrum of blogging and discussions about authors, posts, clubs, blah blah.

15. What is your favorite curse word?
Hrm...cock-snuggler or assjacket.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
What every idiot in every George Romero (whoever made Mummy flicks) movie should have done....run, get in the car and drive and then run some more.  Yanno, until the remake, it is not like those fuckers were all that fast.

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?
My wedding dress.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Have him fly me around to kiss everyone one last time and tell them I love them; even if they cannot feel it, I want them to know that I died loving them and that I was happy.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
I already have the ability to ignore small children but um.....invisibility, most definitely....you see that way, you don't have the constant headache of reading minds but can still eavesdrop like a total gossiping whore.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
My wedding, or course.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
The superhero that had me as his villianess....cryptic but some people know what it means.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Australia or Amsterdam...fuck that, we are going to Amsterdam, wee heeeee!

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
The bar in my house, thanks.  Or one at Caesar's cause I have to drink in Vegas.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?
My sister's house mostly cause my nephew would get a kick out of it.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
JFK, just to ask a few questions about who he really was.

26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Dude, I am banking on no one I know being locked behind the gates of hell.

27. What's your theme song?
"Mercies New" by Nicole Nordeman.

Freaky Friday Kisses!

Comments

[beee]

Go get yourself a bag of licourice allsorts :) It helps!!! I need one NOW!!!!!
have a great weekend!!!!!!!

[Mr. Fabulous]

Hmm...your answers indicate a certain moral flexibility.

I respect that.

[Dave2]

Italy switched to the Euro, so you have to run to the bank to change your lira before going to the bar. :-)

[tori]

Rob Thomas is one of my favorites! So was James Hettfield except he looks just like my husbands college roommate (who was also my friend in college) and he was sort of gross, so I would have to pass on him now.

[Annie]

#18 Okay now I am bawling *wahhh*.

#24 floating would be fun long as you don't have to blow up like a ballon to do it. (pictures Harry Potter's anut). Of course your nephew might even get more of a kick out of it is you did.

[francesdanger]

How odd is it that almost all of our answers match? ::creepy Twilight Zone music:: Plus I am so moving to your island.

[ms. sizzle]

did you really just say "I puffy swollen clit..." ha ha ha. You rule!

[Kelli]

I am just loving it that I know what all the cryptic means...and also laughing my ass off at who gets punched. ;)

#5 just made me hungry as all hell.

I'm sleeping with Clive Owen and LL Cool J. Oh yes I am. ;)

And if I get another one I'll sleep with Colin Farrell because I need a bad boy too and he's just enough trouble for me. ;) hahaha...his accent makes me swoon and fall down too.

[SJ]

Hey, I'm doing this here meme also! Got it from Kilax the other day, but it's not running till Sunday (meme day on TWC).

Sweetie, the Romero movies? ZOMBIES. Not mummies.

And speaking for myself, I don't think you EVER get too old to long for popularity. Also, I was guilty of whining when the Bitches at IT2M hoisted me on my own petard last year. Wow, was that a humbling experience! I asked for a review of Chronic Listaholic thinking they'd LOVE it. Um, they SO didn't. But on the bright side, my stats spiked like hell for a few days!

Finally, OMG, I actually KNOW today's song!!!

[Hilly]

Dave and SJ - LMAO for both of you correcting my flippant answers written wayyy too late at night. Zombies, mummies, eh...whatever.....I know the difference between Freddy, Jason and Michael, just not the old school monstahhh mash! But The Euro - yeah I should have actually KNOWN that one, geez. Oh and as for popularity, eh....I did not say that I don't like it but I see people almost beg for it sometimes and I feel bad for them more than anything!

Bee - See I don't even know what those are...must Google now.

Mr. Fab LMAO, I have moral flexibility for sure; I am also just plain set in my ways in other areas.....sexy island but intolerance towards the big red demon with the horns.

Tori - I'd have to constantly be asking Rob to sing while doing me though, so yanno.

Annie - He would probably wonder why Auntie Pancake was twice as big then try to fly too!

Kell- Oh yeah, you soooo know the cryptic. I don't spend like a moment mad at her but when someone asks that question, hers is the face that just pops to mind.

Frances - Bring a cocktail and your friend Kayne; he seems like fun AND he could make us all faboo colored beachwear.

[Hilly]

Sizz - Yeah I did and after I hit send, I thought....oh lord, my MIL and BIL's sometimes cruise this blog but I know that at least my MIL has a HUGE sense of humor and would laugh at me anyway!

[Foo]

#14 I vote you talk about me, me, me...can I have a banner for my site when you do? Puffy, swolen...OMG, I can't stop laughing.

[Hilly]

Foo - The Foo Files is my first eppy. I can even talk about your stolen identity et al, LMAO.

[Belinda]

OK. So. Apparently, I have missed MUCH. From many places, but especially here. What up? Nah, never mind--let's just all set out from here like nothing ever happened. And hey, on the age thing? I only have nine days left to enjoy being in my 30's AT ALL.

[Dagny]

I am with you on #6 but #7? No, no, no. It's all about Lars Ulrich. I think of him whenever I drive through Mill Valley. And I still have not recovered from the time that I was *this close* to crashing a party that Metallica was throwing. In fact I can't go on. I now have to curl up in a ball and cry over the fact that my friend's friend who was actually on the guest list and could have gotten us in decided at the last minute to not show. Waaaaaahhhh!!!

[BOTDA]

Do you feel better now?

Hey, most people nominate themselves for Blog of the Day awards. Those who don't, usually get nominated or considered by the judges anyway for being so kind and selfless as to nominate someone else.

You are doing wonderful stuff here.

Don't listen to anyone who says otherwise.

You have proof at Hilly's Blog Award

Thank you,

Grand Poobah of the Blog of the Day Awards

[Dutchbitch]

Yeah! on the 2)

And DOUBLE no! TRIPLE Yeah at the Blog Of The Day Award! Yihaaaaa!!!

[Matthew]

Why do I somehow feel like I just got snackieburned here?

You made homer cry you know.

[Hilly]

Matt - Your award is supposed to be pop culturey though! And I am really talking about some sites that I won't link to...but they give awards then tear down others who do not win by telling them exactly how fucked up their blogs are. Not pretty.

[Matthew]

Hilly, you know I am just messing around with you a little bit, right. ;)

I mean, you've read me. How serious could I be... ever?

[Plunky(Deb)]

First, love the title. Yeah Enter Sandman!

Second, I'm stealing ass-jacket b/c i puffy red heart it.

Third, your comments on my site and reading your last post make me all warm and fuzzy inside. Thank you, Hil. Seriously. Thank you.

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