Just like almost everyone else who just returned from TequilaCon '08, I'll do a brief little synopsis then get into it more later on. Now you may wonder why I am pussing out and doing a mini post and why they hell I did not blog all weekend. Well, perhaps if you read my short list of things that I do know and/or remember, that will help!
▪ Signs made for me by Karl, Avi, Britt, Becky, Poppy and Dawg that said things like "Welcome Hilly" and "We love you Hilly".
▪ The aforementioned group being my crew this whole weekend, with the addition of Shiny, starting on Saturday. We all PPH Shiny and his "morning after" video a lot!
▪ Elbowing Avi in the crotch.
▪ Speaking of Avi....learning that *I* had the power to skeeve him out! Me!
▪ Going to bed at 5am Saturday night/Sunday morning.
▪ Drinking 4 shots of tequila and 10 margaritas at the actual event. Friday night's booze was 4 lemon drops, 2 tequila shots and one blue crab thing.
▪ Showing my boobs....a lot.
▪ Losing my voice...now completely.
▪ Being completely taken by surprise in a good way.
▪ Karl's "showing of the cock" on video (you may have all heard Jester's recordings and will probably see video chez Avi).
▪ Karl doing other unmentionable things...well, they're mentionable but they are his stories to tell.
▪ Hiking around Philly with Shiny looking for a metal box with wheels.
▪ Running (ish) to the top of the "Rocky Balboa" stairs at the museum.
▪ Meeting wonderful new people who took me by storm and immediately got knighted into the circle. (sarcasm, but there actually IS a picture).
▪ Seeing old friends, adding in the new friends and sharing in a drunken magical evening that rocked the cock.
▪ Realizing that I really can be friends with women and am now missing and adoring them very much.
I'm sure there's more but as I mentioned...yeah, the last time I went to bed it was Sunday morning at 5am and I got maybe 4 hours of sleep if that. I am running on fumes and want to check out blogs so more to come....I know they are starting a picture pool on Flickr if you want to check it out.
Carpet Shampooer Kisses,
Hilly
My question is... will the final transmundanity winner come from all this... only time will tell I guess.
Posted by: MC | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 12:28 AM
I totally think Karl will, Matt...trust me on this one ;).
Posted by: Hilly | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 12:59 AM
I am glad you had such a blast. It is totally what the doctor ordered!
Posted by: Mr. Fabulous | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 02:37 AM
Thanks for the carpet shampooer kisses - ummmm can I direct them to 1003?
It was just awesome meeting you this weekend!
Posted by: PocketCT | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 03:26 AM
I feel hungover as though I was actually there.
Karl wins any competition for "Most..." anything. Hands down. Or up. Or... well hands everywhere is appropriate I guess?
Can't wait for the videos.
Posted by: jester | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 03:41 AM
Hilly, I'm so glad we had the chance to meet. I wish we had more time to talk with all the craziness going on! Glad you had a fantastic weekend :)
Posted by: Lisa | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 03:46 AM
I am in awe of you. How the fuck did you get this much of a coherent recap up already??
And seriously - when can we get together again?
Posted by: Miss Britt | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 03:58 AM
Now that I met Hilly, my life is complete. I can die a complete skeeved out, crotch punched man.
Posted by: Avitable | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 04:34 AM
my only complaint about this weekend was that we didn't snuggle nearly enough. (although my left breast will never be the same after your tongue graced it with its glory.) seriously though, there is just no way to properly convey how much fun i had, largely due to your magnificent self.
much love,
becky
oh, i'll try to get that photo of you dubbing me "in" up on my site. if only i could add a few hours to my days!
Posted by: hello haha narf | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 04:38 AM
I am sooooo happy for you having a blast. And sooooo jealous that Becky got her boob licked by you! I can't wait to meet you in person too sugar.
Posted by: Turnbaby | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 06:08 AM
crotch elbowing is the way i greet everyone
Posted by: furiousball | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 06:19 AM
p.s. i'm looking forward to margaritas tonight. happy cinco de mayo. i'll raise a glass in your honor, pretty lady!
Posted by: hello haha narf | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 06:38 AM
Oh dear one, Britt talked and talked about what a wonderful very cool woman you were this morning!!
YAY!!!!!!!
Posted by: Nanna | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 06:54 AM
Fab: I was really really drunk so I *think* Shelli kept showing me text messages about you fisting me...ahem.
Christine: Yeah those kisses were totally for you and Jan....snorty snort snort (laughing WITH you, not at you!)
Jester: You made it even more fun and you weren't even there! We spent a lot of time cracking up at your audio posts. Yay for our meet-up next weekend!
Lisa: I know this much is true...from the amount of time we did spend together, you and I could hang out all of the time and have fun!
Britt: I'm hiding outside of Adam's house right now ;). I had a 25th wind last night, I think!
Adam: It's The Great Pumpkin, Avi Brown!
Becky: I know...there was no snuggle snack or spoonage, dammit. The thought of margaritas scares me a little but not enough to not be envious of you!
TB: She has the most plush boobs, doesn't she? I cannot wait to meet you too, missy :).
FB: It's my new standard, I think!
Nanna: I'm a bit smitten with her too, I must confess!
Posted by: Hilly | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 07:40 AM
I'm deeply impressed at how some of you managed to remain semi-coherent and keep the tweets and photos going all weekend! Just goes to show you guys didn't forget those of us who weren't at the party.
It was a blast watching and listening to you all weekend!!! And the bondage was clearly evident. Not THAT kind of bondage.
Posted by: SJ | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 07:53 AM
Sounds awesome! I can't wait to read everyones stories!
Posted by: tori | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 07:55 AM
I am delighted you had such a good time. Delighted. I am exhausted just thinking about all that partying!
Posted by: Selma | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 08:10 AM
Miss you greatly already. It was a wild weekend.
Posted by: Karl | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 08:12 AM
It was indeed an awesome time and fantastic to meet you!!!
Needless to say I was impressed of course with not only your reverence in leading the Lemon Drop Grace, making out with everyone outside, but the RUN (and I assure you... you ran) up the steps... that I myself was huffing and puffing after about 7 of them.
Your hardcore for sure!
Posted by: NYCWD | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 08:29 AM
Looks like a great time. Does anybody remember anything ...at all?
Loved the Flickr pics. : )
Posted by: John | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 09:11 AM
It looks like everyone had a wonderful time! I'm glad it went well and everyone is recovering!
Posted by: Kyrs | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 10:13 AM
DAMMIT! I keep forgetting it's stored the typo of my name.
Posted by: Kyra | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 10:15 AM
Oh, god, I nearly died when you all started laughing.
Would you expect anything else from Karl?
Posted by: Jan | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 11:51 AM
Looks like all had a great time - maybe next year...
Posted by: whall | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 01:00 PM
Just as last year, the stories from Tequilacon sound fantastic and are making me sad I didn't go... I'm glad you had a good time!
Posted by: suze | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 01:54 PM
It was so great to hang out with you and your sexy voice once again - it's been far too long! I had an absolute blast and am so glad you were able to make it to Philly. Can't wait 'til next time!
Posted by: jenny | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 02:51 PM
I love you, Hilly. You were so fun and funny and you bought me a shot that we did together at TC. It was the second time we did one because we had already imbibed the night before. It was so awesome. The whole ficking weekend was so awesome.
Posted by: Shelli | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 05:03 PM
Aww... So glad you all had fun. And thanks to each of you for sharing the fun with the rest of us!
Posted by: Atomic Bombshell | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 05:47 PM
I'm so happy that you had a great time. The tweets and pics from everyone made it easier to be home when so much was going on.
Posted by: Winter | Monday, May 05, 2008 at 09:40 PM
(Technically I didn't make any of the signs, BUT) I was very happy to welcome you to the AvitaSuite! And, I did choose the sign I wanted to hold which said "I (heart) Hilly". :D
Posted by: Poppy | Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 06:55 AM
Dawg took video of you and Britt running! I did too, but.. uh, err, I am too short so I missed the part where you actually made it to the top. heh.
Posted by: Poppy | Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 06:56 AM
I liked the part where I got to give you your tattoo. ;)
Posted by: Iron Fist | Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 12:29 PM