Hello Hilly fans! My name is Dave and I'll be guest-posting today while Hilly is tearing Vegas a new one. You may know me from such videos as "Beaver Hunt 2: Stud Factor" and "Power Tool-Loving Sluts" or such blogs as "Everybody Loves Dave" and "Blogography".
When Hilly gave me her password last week, I safely tucked it away until Sunday when I promised to post an entry. But today after work I logged-in only to find out that my blog mascot had already been here goofing around with Hilly's blog mascot over the weekend. There was a stack of Polaroids of Lil' Dave and Lil' Snackiepoo waiting (only a few of which I am able to post without TypePad suspending this blog). It started off innocently enough, but quickly degenerated into crazy tales of debauchery and totally inappropriate behavior...
If this is the type of behavior that Hilly's mascot is into... what in the hell must she be up to in Vegas?
I, for one, am relieved that she is not posting from Sin City. There are some things we are better off not knowing.
Hilly is going to be shocked and appalled at the goings on over here ...
Good thing there is photographic proof of the debauchery of the mascots ...
I don't think there's a 12-step program or rehab center that will take these two into custody ...
Hillz! You need to get back here ... soon! Before all hell breaks loose ... on second thought, maybe you'd better stay in Vegas, it might be too late to save the mascots.
Oh Dave, what HAVE you done?
Posted by: javajabber | Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 04:51 PM
crack whores totally know how to party.
Posted by: ms. sizzle | Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 05:41 PM
Wow, when did they meet up with Dana Plato? A former child star is the only thing I can think of that would cause this sort of nonsense.
Posted by: francesdanger | Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 08:09 PM
you know, i never checked out your blog before but i just may have too because this was fuckin hilarious!!!
Posted by: duenneschen | Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 08:41 PM
Dude, those don't look like Crack Whores....
Have you been doing a "Shaun of the Dead" marathon session, because I'm seeing some resemblance there....
"Vacant...with just a hint of sadness...like a drunk who's lost a bet..."
Posted by: adena | Sunday, September 03, 2006 at 09:48 PM
Wow, if those are the pictures you can show, I'm dying to see the pics that are sitting underneath!
Posted by: Karl | Monday, September 04, 2006 at 07:45 AM
What??? No Lego Star Wars pics??? LOL
"Visiting an....
old drunk on the street"
ancient junkyard filled with old cars"
Curious minds would like to know.
Posted by: ChillyWilly | Monday, September 04, 2006 at 08:26 AM
Dave announced on his blog : "All I do know is that the thought of Lil' Dave meeting up with Lil' Snackiepoo is a very, very dangerous idea that is begging to be explored..."
I imagined a scenario like Quentin Tarantino. I thought that they could have a baby who cries a lot, runs everywhere. And then, Lil Dave would have become insane, and would have been obliged to kill all stupid persons on the planet !!!
But a party with crack whore is nice too ! :-)
(Sorry Hilly for my mistakes. i am not american)
Posted by: Laurence | Monday, September 04, 2006 at 09:32 AM
Much better off not knowing. Are those crack whores or zombies?
Posted by: kapgar | Monday, September 04, 2006 at 09:58 AM
Those are Zombie Whores of course, my favorite kind.
Posted by: Brandon | Monday, September 04, 2006 at 01:07 PM
I love it! Good times all over the place. Mental note: must send clothes to Hil, the Where's Waldo suit has seen enough craziness...pehaps we run with the crack whore look...let me know. :o)
Posted by: Foo Foo | Monday, September 04, 2006 at 01:33 PM
Dave, I'm almost afraid to ask... but, if Lil Dave and Lil Snackiepoo are on a rampage, who's watching Bad Monkey?
Posted by: jenny | Monday, September 04, 2006 at 03:06 PM
Well of course you have to rob the liquor store before partying with the crack whores. I just hope the whole thing didn't end up like an episode of CSI.
Posted by: Dagny | Monday, September 04, 2006 at 05:21 PM
Do you think she's gonna change her password when she returns? I would.
Posted by: Neil | Monday, September 04, 2006 at 05:46 PM
Actually, I am glad I left my blog in such crazy hands...fun post, Dave, yay!
I wanna know what you aren't showing; is it that one night that we shall never mention again? Where we ended up in the big house? ;).
Only one of these things did not happen in Vegas...anyone care to guess? LOL.
Posted by: Hilly | Monday, September 04, 2006 at 07:12 PM
The beach frolicking, obviously. Mandalay Bay may have a fake beach-front... but robbing a liquor store so you can party with crack whores seems so much more "Hilly" to me...
Posted by: Dave2 | Monday, September 04, 2006 at 07:26 PM
That pic of the liquor store is priceless and garnered and outloud laugh. I also love how they're both in their bathing suits from the beach, all day long.
I am, however, quite surprised to not see a jacuzzi scene with Liz. With a Jared trophy on the wall.
Posted by: Wayne | Thursday, September 07, 2006 at 12:26 AM