I blatantly and unashamedly stole this post idea from Miss Anne Derstood. I was tooling around the Internets, intent on making a more serious post before taking off tomorrow but eh....I will worry about that tonight. For now....
It's Miss Anne Derstood's "Fill-In-The-Blanks-Why-Dontcha?" comment game:
1. Hilly is ______________.
2. But I am _______________.
3. Just once, I'd like to ________________.
4. I wish I'd ______________ when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once ______________.
6. I love to _____________________.
7. ________________ makes me really fucking mad.
8. ______________ is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to ______________.
10. You will never see a picture of me __________________.
All you do is fill in the blanks...see how simple it all is? I will answer in comments as well but later...I don't want to taint anyones answers. Hrm, I sure have used the phrase "taint your answers" a lot lately. Must look into that.....
And now for a radio promo that Jester made for me....bwahaha, I only said that NSFW phrase ONE time!
Busy Bee Kisses,
Me
1. Hilly is just fiery hot. I LOVE YOU!! Maybe in a gay way...
2. But I am soft and cuddly.
3. Just once, I'd like to do it with a football team.
4. I wish I'd had kicked that bitch's ass when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once chose not to go to college.
6. I love to laugh. Till I make pee-pee.
7. Ignorance makes me really fucking mad.
8. Most of the world is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to paint faces on my nipples with Sharpie markers.
10. You will never see a picture of me standing on my head.
Posted by: Miss Anne Derstood | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 06:29 AM
1. Hilly is awesome
2. But I am awesomer
3. Just once, I'd like to have sex with a Brazillian Super Model
4. I wish I'd had more sex when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once saw my parents doin' it
6. I love to do it
7. Stupid people talking makes me really fucking mad.
8. W is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to go running.
10. You will never see a picture of me at night taken without a flash.
Posted by: furiousball | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 07:24 AM
1. Hilly is an unwilling fisting partner.
2. But I am ready to plunder her treasure.
3. Just once, I'd like to lick Kirsten Dunst's face.
4. I wish I'd fucked that sheep when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once fucked a goat, thinking it was that sheep.
6. I love to love you, baby.
7. Disney makes me really fucking mad.
8. Intolerance is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to cover my balls with orange sherbert.
10. You will never see a picture of me at a Klan rally.
Posted by: Mr. Fabulous | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 07:30 AM
1. Hilly is a hysterically funny.
2. But I am pathetically dry.
3. Just once, I'd like to be lusted after.
4. I wish I'd kicked the nun when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once stole money.
6. I love to spend money.
7. Liars makes me really fucking mad.
8. George Bush is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to buy See's Raspberry Truffles.
10. You will never see a picture of me naked.
Oh, and I love Jester's MP3. Oh, and I've really enjoyed your radio show. Which is DEFINITELY NOT rated PG!
Posted by: Mattie | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 08:01 AM
I went for serious answers.
1. Hilly is blind to her own beauty.
2. But I am aware of how I look to others.
3. Just once, I'd like to surf the Banzai Pipeline.
4. I wish I'd been courageous when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once traded third base for drugs.
6. I love to fall asleep still joined to my husband.
7. Abuse of kids or animals makes me really fucking mad.
8. Blaming everything that's wrong in your life on your ethnic heritage is stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to enjoy a candlelit bubblebath a deaux.
10. You will never see a picture of me
in a candlelit bubblebathholding a birdblondenakedon a ferris wheel. Whew! THAT one was tough!Posted by: SJ | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 08:02 AM
1. Delicious. Hili Con Carney is my favorite!
2. I Am, I Said.
3. Have depraved sex with a number of female blogger friends.
4. Done EVERYTHING different
5. Oh Jesus. Let's not go there.
6. Write!
7. 5. Oh Jesus. Let's not go there either.
8. I am (often) STOO-PID!
9. Buy dinner instead of nuking it. Of course, I have much more depraved answers for this one as well.
10. Doing Karl's ferociously sexy naked "Phallus" pose!
Posted by: John | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 08:06 AM
1. Hilly is very outspoken
2. But I am just as vocal about my opinions
3. Just once, I'd like to finish all of the novels, stories and screenplays I've been working on for years.
4. I wish I'd gotten laid with a cheerleader when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once told my mom to fuck off.
6. I love to write, even if don't make enough time to do it
7. Cell phone company policies make me really fucking mad.
8. Ann Coulter is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to take trips to a place I've never been
10. You will never see a picture of me in church
Posted by: Marty Mankins | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 08:06 AM
1. Hilly is my bestest buddy.
2. But I am unworthy to lick her toes.
3. Just once, I'd like to publish a book.
4. I wish I'd embraced therapy when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once floated an air biscuit on a first date.
6. I love to revel in Guinnessy goodness.
7. Politics makes me really fucking mad.
8. Celebrity gossip is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to poke fun at others.
10. You will never see a picture of me naked. Oh, wait. Never mind.
Posted by: Karl | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 08:28 AM
1. Hilly is guilty -- guilty of being hot!
2. But I am Batman.
3. Just once, I'd like to blackmail someone effectively.
4. I wish I'd grown an insane amount of pubic hair when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once saw Chicago in concert. In the *cringe* 90s.
6. I love to imagine myself married to Ivanka Trump.
7. The transparent greed of the oil industry makes me really fucking mad.
8. Instances where the subject and predicate don't agree is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to spank it with my left hand and experience finger jealousy.
10. You will never see a picture of me unphotoshopped.
Posted by: Shiny | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 08:37 AM
1. Hilly is an interesting blogger.
2. But I am boring.
3. Just once, I'd like to skydive.
4. I wish I'd had a baby when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once dated a high school dropout.
6. I love to read.
7. Stupidity makes me really fucking mad.
8. The Paris Hilton craze is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to eat chocolate.
10. You will never see a picture of me as a blonde.
Posted by: Sharon | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 09:15 AM
1. Hilly is a sparkly diamond who still doesn't get quite how precious and rare she is.
2. But I am a Brit with a strange accent.
3. Just once, I'd like to meet a guy who really gets me.
4. I wish I'd appreciated myself more when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once did something that I will never speak of again.
6. I love to drink wine!!
7. Not being listened to properly makes me really fucking mad.
8. Pettiness is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to drink wine in a hot bubble bath surrounded by scented candles.
10. You will never see a picture of me crying.
(This was fantastic! Bravo Hilly!)
Posted by: Penelope | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 09:16 AM
1. Hilly is loveable.
2. But I am too!
3. Just once, I'd like to be "in love".
4. I wish I'd been skinnier when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once slept with that one guy.
6. I love to drink coffee.
7. Liars & cheaters make me really fucking mad.
8. The Jedi is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to tattoo myself.
10. You will never see a picture of me skinny under the age of 30.
Posted by: Tori | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 10:10 AM
1. Hilly is truly awesome.
2. But I am sad i don't get to sleep with her in Philly.
3. Just once, I'd like to smack GWB.
4. I wish I'd traveled more when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once deliberately hurt someone.
6. I love to snuggle and giggle and .....
7. Ignorance and racism make me really fucking mad.
8. Hello is Stoooo-pid ;-).
9. As a special treat, I often like to drizzle massage oil all around.
10. You will never see a picture of me snow skiing.
Very fun and I hope you have a great time in Philly!
Posted by: Turnbaby | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 11:38 AM
1. Hilly is cool even though her pussy is sweet.
2. But I am just a poor slob in awe of her blog-ularity.
3. Just once, I'd like to bow down in person to the wonder that is Dave2.
4. I wish I'd started blogging when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once went to jail.
6. I love to suck...uhhh... popsicles. Yeah.
7. Passive aggressive bitches taking pot shots at me makes me really fucking mad.
8. Dum Dum Feral Cat is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to sleep with my stuffed giraffe Marcus.
10. You will never see a picture of me when I was a baby. (They are all lost.)
Posted by: Winter | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 01:51 PM
1. Hilly is going to Tequila Con
2. But I am not.
3. Just once, I'd like to neck with Eddie Vedder.
4. I wish I'd done more drugs when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once didn't inhale.
6. I love to not have to work.
7. Cruelty and selfishness makes me really fucking mad.
8. Chad Kroeger is Stoo-pid (and the judge who sentenced him even more so.)
9. As a special treat, I often like to watch Pearl Jam and Bruce Springsteen on DVD.
10. You will never see a picture of me that I like.
Posted by: Nat | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 05:56 PM
1. Hilly is refreshingly honest, even when cryptic.
2. But I would rather change the subject when it comes to myself.
3. Just once, I'd like to have a very friendly evening with Clive Owen.
4. I wish I'd dated more when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once cheated on someone I really loved, because I was emotionally lazy and took the easy way out.
6. I love to read.
7. People who say racism/sexism/homophobia don't exist any more make me really fucking mad.
8. Most reality shows are Stoo-pid (sorry, fans!)
9. As a special treat, I often like to take a book into a bubble bath and hide from my family until the water gets cold.
10. You will never see a picture of me skydiving.
Posted by: JB | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 06:35 PM
1. Hilly is SOMEONE I WANT TO MEET.
2. But I am GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT SINCE I'M NOT ATTENDING TEQUILACON.
3. Just once, I'd like to TAKE A VACATION WITHOUT BEING CALLED BY SOMEONE IN CRISIS MODE.
4. I wish I'd REBELLED MORE when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once TOLD MY MOM I HATED HER (ALTHOUGH I WAS A TEENAGER AT THE TIME).
6. I love to LAUGH LIKE A THREE YEAR OLD.
7. BAD MANNERS make me really fucking mad.
8. HOMOPHOBIA is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to TAKE A HOT BATH WITH LAVENDER BATH SALTS.
10. You will never see a picture of me POSTED FOR HALF-NAKED THURSDAY.
Posted by: diane | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 06:50 PM
1. Hilly is incredibly endearing.
2. But I am not going to TequilaCON to meet her :( wahhhhh.
3. Just once, I'd like to travel with a boyfriend.
4. I wish I'd performed more when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once banged my tooth on the microphone.
6. I love to go to TequilaCON and meet Hilly and everyone else.
7. Inconsiderate assholes makes me really fucking mad.
8. Paris Hilton is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to go to the spa.
10. You will never see a picture of me completely naked (just partially maybe).
Posted by: CuriosityKiller | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 07:29 PM
1. Hilly is very stylish
2. But I am never going to meet her because we keep missing each other!
3. Just once, I'd like to experience what it's like to be head over heels in love with somebody who is also head over heels in love with me.
4. I wish I'd participated in athletics when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once was a smoker.
6. I love to laugh, cook, sing, entertain, run.
7. Racism makes me really fucking mad.
8. The attention we pay to celebrity hype is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to treat myself to massages, manicures, and pedicures.
10. You will never see a picture of me naked.
Posted by: jessica | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 08:24 PM
1. Hilly is incredibly endearing.
2. But I am not going to TequilaCON to meet her :( wahhhhh.
3. Just once, I'd like to travel with a boyfriend.
4. I wish I'd performed more when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once banged my tooth on the microphone.
6. I love to go to TequilaCON and meet Hilly and everyone else.
7. Inconsiderate assholes makes me really fucking mad.
8. Paris Hilton is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to go to the spa.
10. You will never see a picture of me completely naked (just partially maybe).
Posted by: CuriosityKiller | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 08:38 PM
1. Hilly is the girl in the picture over there.
2. But I am not.
3. Just once, I'd like to wear a pumpkin
4. I wish I'd hadn't when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once did
6. I love to love to love to love
7. Bloggers who talk about their PMS makes me really fucking mad.
8. Boosh is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to jump off Tower Bridge with 20 bobs worth of roman candles in my pocket.
10. You will never see a picture of me and this is all you need to know.
Posted by: RW | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 09:47 PM
1. Hilly is the awesome-ist!
2. But I am just me.
3. Just once, I'd like to be a good enough writer to actually publish.
4. I wish I'd been able to live a normal life when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once lived with an asshole just because I wanted to believe in love.
6. I love to write!
7. Jerks makes me really fucking mad.
8. The Bachelor is Stoo-pid. (Sorry.)
9. As a special treat, I often like to drown myself in sugar.
10. You will never see a picture of me licking a badger.
Posted by: adena | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 10:23 PM
1. Hilly is really funny. She said "taint".
2. But I am a little bit high.
3. Just once, I'd like to walk out of a casino with more money than I had walking in.
4. I wish I'd traveled more when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once---pass. Honestly having to think about this one.
6. I love to cook, eat, and hang out with my husband.
7. Dishonesty makes me really fucking mad.
8. Dubya is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to play Wii until my arm hurts.
10. You will never see a picture of me hugging a Windows computer lovingly.
Posted by: Tracy | Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 11:48 PM