We can't keep on like this. Clearly one of us is more in love than the other and it's just not fair anymore. I've tried to be patient; I've tried to understand your ever changing tides; I even ignored it when you overhauled your whole being (and therefore mine) without even telling me about it. I've remained faithful no matter how hard it was not to stray. We all know that I'm easily distracted by shiny things but I stayed loyal because that's the kind of girl I am.
While we're at it, let's not even talk about how my friends feel about you. It's not that they hate you or even truly dislike you. In fact you've been called "cute" and "reliable". It's just that they know that there is so much more for me out there and they want me to have something better and all that goes with it. They know that I've been "settling" and as a result, no one's needs are getting met. Sorry to be blunt but....you're not good enough, smart enough and gosh darn it, people don't like you.
I remember trying to leave you once before. It's like you put a hex on me that completely made me think that I was too dumb to know any better. You put me down just to pick me back up and that's just not okay. But when I realized that I'm just not that into you anymore, the choice was easy. Sure, I was worried that you'd be hurt because I know you still love me more than words yet I now remain ambivalent. I've decided to go...my bags are packed and I have someone who is willing to pick me up and drive me to my new destination.
There may be blankness for a few days as I switch my life and things might get a little messed up around here, but that's how it always is. The best things in life often stem from the messiest situations...you just have to find the fortitude to make it through to the other side. And I'm willing to take that chance. I'm willing to close my eyes and just....jump.
So with this note, I bid you adieu, my once beloved TypePad. It's been a real gas! I've learned a lot from you but I honestly believe that I've outgrown our relationship. I need something more and my new guy, WordPress, seems like he has exactly what I'm looking for. So while I'm a bit freaked out about leaving the tool I know, there's always excitement in finding a bigger and better tool with which to spend my lonely days and nights.
Now if you'll please give me back my $14.95 per month. That's right...just leave it on the dresser as you walk out the door. I'll be walking the other way and never looking back.
Sincerely,
Hilly, Who Finally Will Be Rocking WordPress
Heh, I knew exactly what you were talking about the first two syllables in. Let me know if you need any help.
Posted by: Karl | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 07:12 AM
You won't be disappointed!
Though if you can figure out a compatible stat tracker, enlighten me. Ever since I upgraded, I can't seem to get any stats except the ones included in WP. It's driving me nuts!
Posted by: sizzle | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 07:16 AM
... and don't forget to give me back my black t-shirt!
Posted by: Shiny | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 07:27 AM
I got nothing intelligent to say, so I'll just say: *giggle*
Posted by: Poppy | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 07:30 AM
Heh.
I know you're easily distracted...
But, I totally knew you were talking about an inanimate object about 2 sentences in.
I thought maybe it was your vibrator, or something. :)
Posted by: adena | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 07:38 AM
Yeah, I knew at "cute".
Heh.
So who is giving you a ride?
Posted by: Miss Britt | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 07:41 AM
Welcome to the world of WordPress, Hilly. It's a great place with few quirks, but lots of options.
Posted by: martymankins | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 08:21 AM
Welcome to WordPress! ;)
Posted by: sue | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 08:33 AM
Hooray for bigger and better tools!!
Good luck with the switch - I haven't a clue about any of this so I don't know if you need luck or not, I'm saying it anyway ;o)
Posted by: Penelope | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 08:46 AM
Welcome to the world of Wordpress. So far I've been loving it here...
Posted by: suze | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 08:59 AM
Oh Hilly, you cracked me up bigtime with this post. Good luck w/ Wordpress.
Posted by: Fluffycat | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 09:32 AM
I hope you find everlasting fulfillment with your bigger, better tool. ; )
Posted by: John | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 09:34 AM
When you said cute and reliable, I totally thought you meant me. Ha ha...kidding.
If you need help, just HOLLA!
Posted by: Karen Sugarpants | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 09:43 AM
Lol. I was trying to figure out who you were talking about :)
Does this mean we will get to see a new site design? FUN FUN! :)
Posted by: kilax | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 10:09 AM
Thank you Buhbaybee Jeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzuuuuuussssssss!!!
Now maybe I can get comment replies via e-mail on the same day they are made as opposed to in the feedreader two days later!!!
Posted by: NYCWD | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 10:19 AM
Good luck with the switch. I'm thinking about it but I am afraid... very afraid. If I decide to buy a domaine, I may do it then.
Posted by: Nat | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 10:25 AM
HYSTERICAL. I totally wanted to print that out and give it to my ex. :)
Posted by: Karen | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Damn, I was beat to the black t-shirt.
Posted by: Whit | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 10:37 AM
Phew. I was so afraid you were giving up blogging entirely!!
Posted by: diane | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 10:41 AM
Welcome to WP! I've struggled with WP but that's because I tried to figure out how to make my own freaking theme. My issues were my own fault, but I love it now. Don't forget to get Woopra for your stats. It's beyond awesome although I haven't figured out a few things with it yet. (Only had it 1 day tho so far. HEH)Gimme a yell if you have any q's!
Posted by: Winter | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 10:47 AM
About fucking time. Can't believe you pay Typepad almost $15 a month!
Posted by: Avitable | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Congrats! If you need any help, let me know. Although Dave is probably better at it than I am. :-)
Posted by: Göran | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 11:16 AM
I also offer my humble assistance. I do WP hacking here and there. I can also host it for you if you wish.
I like how you referred to it as a tool.
Posted by: whall | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 11:27 AM
Okay another word I have that describes you ...
CREATIVE! :) Your writing is great Hil, but you already knew that! Great dump letter :)
Aim
Posted by: Aim | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 11:51 AM
'Song For The Dumped' would be an awesome band name. No?
Posted by: Dragon | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Well, that just scared the living crap right outta me!
Sometimes I hate the fact that you write so well. You hooked me, pulled me in, then threw me back!
I had NO clue what you were talking about, but I did have an audible gasp in the beginning. Tears were beginning to well up in the corner of my eye ...
dang.
Posted by: Mattie | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 01:49 PM
Holy Fuck. I have a post similar to this in my drafts. However, mine is serious. lol
Glad you are coming to the dark side. Let me know if you need any help. There are plenty of us out here to ease you into the move.
Posted by: Shelli | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 02:59 PM
I know you have jester working on the case but if you ever need any wordpress assistance I'm there for you. I'm sure with Jester on the job though you won't need it. Jester is one of the best WordPress guys around.
Posted by: Dickie Maxx | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 03:33 PM
I'm so out of the loop....I don't even know typepad/wordpress stuff. Pathetic huh? Maybe when I have more free time I'll get into all the computer lingo. ha. Have a great week.
Posted by: Patty | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 05:07 PM
Wow, you're brave moving on after all this time. Good luck with that! Will you be changing your look too or just your service?
Posted by: Jeff | Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 08:07 PM
Welcome aboard! I'll be dinking around with my site this weekend (upgrades and new plug-ins) so I'll be in that WordPress frame of mind. Sounds like you might already have someone to be your WordPress daddy but hey, two is better than one, right?
Posted by: Iron Fist | Friday, June 06, 2008 at 12:01 AM
Welcome aboard! I'll be dinking around with my site this weekend (upgrades and new plug-ins) so I'll be in that WordPress frame of mind. Sounds like you might already have someone to be your WordPress daddy but hey, two is better than one, right?
Posted by: Iron Fist | Friday, June 06, 2008 at 12:01 AM
I have waiting out this relationship for a long time!
Posted by: Mr. Fabulous | Friday, June 06, 2008 at 03:36 AM
oh, it's spring and new love is in the air. just think about all the great things you can do with that $14.95!
Posted by: jenny | Friday, June 06, 2008 at 05:42 AM
Welcome to the dark side!! :) I had to restrain myself from jumping to the end to see what it was that you were dumping, although I knew it must be like a vibrator or something silly like that.
Are you hosting WP yourself or using their host? If you need help I know a little. :)
Posted by: g-man | Friday, June 06, 2008 at 07:57 AM
Good Luck Chica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: DutchBitch | Friday, June 06, 2008 at 09:45 AM
You're leaving me?
Now I'm sad.
Posted by: kapgar | Friday, June 06, 2008 at 03:12 PM